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Here is the first attempt of the youth fellowship of Binmaley United Methodist Church (which I pastor) to write a Christian parody. It is more than fine for neophytes.


"All of Me"
(A Christian parody of John Legend's song of the same title.)
Binmaley United Methodist Youth Fellowship
12 October 2014

What would I do without you in my life
You’re drawing nearer but I’m kicking you out
You pour out Your blessing, never ending, You don’t let me down
What's going on in my stubborn mind
I'm now giving up my life in Your hands
And I'm so guilty, Lord forgive me, this is my cry

My heart I surrender
And in you I trust
Your mercy and love is what I’ve found

'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your Words and all your patience,
Servant-like Sovereign obedience
In Your majesty,
I'll give my all to you
You're the end and the beginning
I exalt Your Supreme Being
So I give you all of me
I worship Your De-i-ty, oh

How many times do I have to fail you
Even when I’m trying, I still hurt you
The world is pulling me down, You’re around to lift my hope
You're my Savior, You're my Lord
Lord of perfection, my Helper and Cord
I can't stop singing, I’m lifting this love song for you

My heart I surrender
And in you I trust
Your mercy and love is what I’ve found

'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your Words and all your patience,
Servant-like Sovereign obedience
In Your majesty,
I'll give my all to you
You're the end and the beginning
I exalt Your Supreme Being
So I give you all of me
I worship Your De-i-ty, oh

Christ, I’m not able, Your grace fills my heart
Praising You with all I have

'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your Words and all your patience,
Servant-like Sovereign obedience
In Your majesty,
I'll give my all to you
You're the end and the beginning
I exalt Your Supreme Being
So I give you all of me
I worship Your De-i-ty, oh


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I Boast (A Parody of "I'm Yours")

Posted by Bernard Rosario On 10:14 AM 1 comments




I BOAST
(A parody of “I’m Yours”)
Words: Bernard Rosario

Galatians 6:19 ~~ May I never boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ...
Ephesians 2:9 ~~ [You were saved] not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

Well human like me, man knows that I failed it
I tried to figure out why my heart is so crooked
Even right works I act now my heart is still black

Before a truthful man had written concerning my bestest
And I know Isaiah 64:6 has fine explanation
All righteous deeds are nothing but filthy rags and foul rags

Though I want to stay so close to God
Without the faith, I'm cursed

We'll open up our Bible, read with me
O, hear the truth, it will set you free
It's not through our hands and works we find and come to God

There is a need to pick an alternate for all crimes and sins
Only one lived perfectly
And He's our God, forsaken for ones He love love love love loves

So I won't depend on good works, no more
It's only Him I boast
Since no one can come perfect, each one falls short
It's only Him I boast

I've been spending days too long, seeing my God in great error
Man, heaven never requires us to toil just to be nearer
It's a gift not a reward
Just surrender, accept grace from God

Since just a sec of sinning makes someone no better person
So free yourself of confidence and come only with faith on
Not what we aim to do, not even our virtue

So I won't depend on good works, no more
It's only Him I boast
Open up our Bible, read with me
O, hear the truth, it will set you free
It's not through your hands and works can heaven be yours
So please don't, please don't, please don't
Since no one can come perfect, cause each one falls short
This o' this o' this is our faith
I boast 

Meet Kevince Ferrer who presented this song in our Love Fellowship last February 15, 2013.


1:14 of John (Parody of 21 Guns)

Posted by Bernard Rosario On 10:48 PM 0 comments




Today marks the second birthday of Thrown Scabbard. In those two years, the conviction of this blog stays for the magnification of Christ who bled, died, and had risen for the glory of the Father and the redemption of my soul.

1:14 of John
(A Christian parody of Green Day’s 21 Guns)

Who could know that void sight before?
He’s One whose words have things formed
Must He weigh the Milky Way and must He be from everlasting             

Can't think plain well of His might.
Can do no good for Him as guide.
There’s one way He seriously said, that I’m ruined

1:14 of John
Shrink down with arms
Him who’s the Light
1:14 of John
Thrown up all charms just to be like
You and I ...

The doze at the berth of the goat
And the cross made sense to my fall
Had two thoughts that made Him stand tall
For God’s fame and the escaping of my soul

Our fate rests on whom we trust
Highest endeavor wouldn’t pass
Without transferred guilt to Christ, we are ruined

1:14 of John
He needed hands
Pinned for our pride
1:14 of John
Brow's vast brilliance, hit for our crimes
You and I …

As you try to save your own soul
May you turn to desperation
If you can get rid of the fire,
There's no need for the King to leave greatness from His throne

Then His life He gave and He died
Cause you can't make any wrong white
Grand thing yells as His heart expires, you were ruined

1:14 of John
Shrink down with arms
Him who’s the Light
1:14 of John
Thrown up all charms just to be like

1:14 of John
He needed hands
Pinned for our pride
1:14 of John
Brow's vast brilliance, hit for our crimes
You and I …

Sing with an accompaniment. Click to play [karaoke] audio.









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